Much Ado About Nothing – When Doing Nothing Lifts Productivity.
In literary circles debate continues as to just what Shakespeare’s words relate to and that’s been going on for 400 years so let’s not expect too much management progress during the course of this article, however, its never too late to change and productivity improvements rapidly build the bottom line!
“So much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work.”
Peter F. Drucker
Now be honest….is this happening in your work place? Many managers and business owners still confuse activity with action. If phones are ringing keyboards clicking and people are rushing then we have action and action generates profit….right? WRONG!
Activity is all of the above but action is doing that what is needed, when it is needed and for the common good. Not all of us are as good at action as we might like to be.
There are days when it would be best if we just stayed away from work because on those days we are simply put – counter productive!
Five CPF’s (Counter Productive Factors) stand out in my mind and I have seen havoc wreaked by each and every one of them.
Let’s have a look at the 5 Key CPF’s:
The Hero Syndrome: This is the CPF which most trips my switches, the Corporate Hero who works all night drafting a document or arrives on a flight from Timbuktu at 6.00am and comes straight into the office. Unwashed, crumpled and lacking sleep do they really imagine they are going to be productive let alone make good decisions? Get home and go to sleep you naughty children!
The HUNGRY Warrior: This manager is simply too important to take time to eat. As they have told everyone they arrived at work at dawn carrying a mega Starbucks (a bucket of luke warm, sweet liquid, usually brown) which has nourished them through to 2.00pm. Why they wonder are they throwing note pads, pencils, shouting and blinking back tears as their staff look on in joy? Its because your brain as ceased to function due to a lack of essential food. Go home eat and then stand in a corner until bed time!!
The Martyr: Don’t worry it’s only a sniffle, yes I am sweating, I ran for the lift, no my temperature has been steady at 40° all night and I should know as I didn’t sleep a wink! Ahhchoo!! Now how and why can this person possibly believe they can a) avoid infecting the innocent and b) make any contribution to the management of the organisation? Does this person think on a good day or can we excuse today’s silly performance on the basis of ill health. Go home immediately and wear a hair shirt for 24 hours!!
The Beast: It’s a long story which started late yesterday when driving home. Some absolute moron driving a “domestic car” would not let the beast into the traffic. Worse was to come. Finally home the beast’s life partner just didn’t care, the gin was Tanqueray and not BBR No3 as ordered and to cap it all the tuna was overcooked! Obviously sex was off the menu and our beast was again insulted in the morning traffic finally arriving 15 minutes late for the finance committee. The coffee was cold; the report still printing and the CFO was a moron. Now our beasty can actually be quite pleasant but too much work and not enough play has done its dirty deed. So Beasty go home, relax, and stay there until you can genuinely acknowledge that drivers of “domestic” cars have some rights and that your long suffering partner had done a great job over dinner and gin’s (authors note) –although BBR No3 is exquisite and really should have been available!
The Wolf: I am going to stretch your new age cred here and suggest that in my observation a section of our population is affected by Luna movements. Yes the full moon weirdos! I won’t blind you with science here but I knew someone who became so irrational with each full moon, his eyes became red rimmed and he was for a couple of days quite, quite mad! There have been others, far too many to mention who become just a little odd every 28 days or so. In fact my own family believe it best not to ask me for money or criticise any aspect of my being for this short period each month. Download a Lunar diary and monitor your colleagues, generally they can function but eccentrically so. Treat these sufferers kindly but discretely hide the knives.
“Efficiency is doing the thing right. Effectiveness is doing the right thing.”
Peter F. Drucker
By: Neil Steggall
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